Tumblr (3.0; @catatonicfuck)http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxhv6ZWT81qz885eo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://hunter-gatherer.tumblr.com/">hunter-gatherer</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/320108696http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/320108696Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:33:58 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktusef6L6C1qz885eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://hunter-gatherer.tumblr.com/">hunter-gatherer</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/320104783http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/320104783Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:30:21 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/vKW8gd0Omo3bdlzrtrJO7MRYo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://tumblr.fixator.me/">fixator</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319489059http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319489059Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:21:12 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpc51ek3EI1qzkfu2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.fixator.me/post/177912274/101mg-myholigay-homosexual-baby-ad-triggered">fixator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://101mg.tumblr.com/post/177848981/myholigay-homosexual-baby-ad-triggered-reaction">101mg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://myholigay.tumblr.com/post/177815169/homosexual-baby-ad-triggered-reaction-in-italy">myholigay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Homosexual baby Ad triggered reaction in Italy.</p> <p>The regional government in Tuscany put the ad up on billboards in a region-wide campaign to end homophobia.</p> <p>The Ad was to question is homosexuality innate or acquired? So far, science has been unable to answer this question in the affirmative or consensual. However, there is consensus on one fact: one does not choose their sexual orientation, which has inspired the theme of the campaign.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319484938http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319484938Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:17:16 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqdvqeHqkf1qzqmq8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://tumblr.fixator.me/">fixator</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319481021http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319481021Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:13:14 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvgavxKeGB1qzw3dwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bluenailpolish07.tumblr.com/post/307466016/damndamnfine-nick-gogel">bluenailpolish07</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://damndamnfine.tumblr.com/post/307461017/nick-gogel">damndamnfine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nick Gogel</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319473744http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319473744Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:06:20 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvqnt3JwyN1qzykw9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heartkore.tumblr.com/post/316739845/oh-fuck">heartkore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh fuck!</p> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319449653http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/319449653Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:43:36 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvp8r7Bhln1qz4h5bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://niub.tumblr.com/post/315516074/twink-today-and-tomorrow-dvdp">niub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://twink.tumblr.com/post/315512345/today-and-tomorrow-dvdp">twink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/2010/01/03/dvdp/">today and tomorrow - dvdp</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/318776861http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/318776861Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:46:26 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv85rt4gft1qzymsoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://niub.tumblr.com/post/300358578/via-nosecontacto-this-is-exactly-how-im">niub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://nosecontacto.tumblr.com/">nosecontacto</a>)</p> <p>This is exactly how I’m feeling today</p> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/318772257http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/318772257Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:43:00 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvhygeL5Cn1qziwcjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://niub.tumblr.com/post/309053588/djmascotboy-illillill-fence-gif-w-320-h-240">niub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://djmascotboy.tumblr.com/post/309037112">djmascotboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://illillill.tumblr.com/post/308966026/fence-gif-w-320-h-240">illillill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loopable.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fence.gif?w=320&h=240">fence.gif?w=320&h=240</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/318768743http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/318768743Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:40:26 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfac1rHvE1qat94go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://acab.tumblr.com/post/306412282/via-jujie">acab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://jujie.tumblr.com/">jujie</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/314135825http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/314135825Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:18:25 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/304153292/tumblr_kvcf2hahM11qzgue4&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.fixator.me/post/304098337/nowmybutthurts-someone-has-spliced-together-the">fixator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nowmybutthurts.tumblr.com/post/303692968/someone-has-spliced-together-the-star-trek-audio">nowmybutthurts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>someone has spliced together the <b>star trek</b> audio book (narrated by <b>zach quinto</b>) to make it sound like spock and kirk are fucking. pretty graphic and lots of fun. enjoy!</p> <p><img width="484" height="484" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_nyB2OeEAzKU/SWu0068wz_I/AAAAAAAADNA/R8tyRPwBQjw/Chris%20Pine%20and%20Zachary%20Quinto%2066th%20Annual%20Golden%20Globe%20Awards_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/304153292http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/304153292Mon, 28 Dec 2009 03:55:31 -0500spocksex<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuguntdNWr1qa1vdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://therivanqueen.tumblr.com/post/291394104/itsnotovertonight-yourfavoriteredhead">therivanqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://itsnotovertonight.tumblr.com/post/290090407/yourfavoriteredhead-annahinks-whytheyrehot">itsnotovertonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourfavoriteredhead.tumblr.com/post/289457526">yourfavoriteredhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://annahinks.tumblr.com/post/289456002">annahinks</a>: <a href="http://whytheyrehot.com/post/288985781/why-hes-hot-hes-stephen-fucking-colbert-do">whytheyrehot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><b>Why He’s Hot: </b></p> <ol> <li>He’s <a title="Stephen" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5k3egPfE1qzt3s2o1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260577600&Signature=VaYpBAgRLI9hZ8gTOwRodX6ZVb8%3D">Stephen</a> <a title="Fucking" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqnvzjzw5XXWhPiG9o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260581508&Signature=s0aPHO4mL5Vll0RcoT5tErzhMAk%3D">Fucking</a> <a title="Colbert" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqrhhvvNe41qzdlkco1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260578799&Signature=1xNdhQCCXzmYepS3dVX0qoU1IfQ%3D">Colbert</a>. Do I really need to go on? No. Do I want to go on? Yes please and thank you. The man looks damn fine at <a title="EVERY" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/tumblr_kqrgruC8LQ1qzdlkco1_400.jpg">EVERY</a> <a title="AGE" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/tumblr_ktpcmfmDCn1qzdlkco1_500.jpg">AGE</a>. Any adjective to describe physical attractiveness works on him. <a title="Adorable" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqp1esufqc7KiBwqUo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260580668&Signature=GJeN1TnhfH23qSkP5Cb2r2ZHUw0%3D">Adorable</a>! <a title="Cute" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/2uioOWkVqohai8s2bYONYwAWo1_400.jpg">Cute</a>! <a title="Fine" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqor2xg4kX59OLXAto1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260580772&Signature=cAD2zmZNTeSQeaki7jt%2BmZSmC5c%3D">Fine</a>! <a title="Funny" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/colbert-carell-stewart-hug54.jpg">Funny</a>! <a title="Sexy" href="http://1.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCoueu4v8RmgVlQ7Ro1_400.gif">Sexy</a>! <a title="GQMF" href="http://www.whosdatedwho.com/what/publicity_view.asp?RD=000226401m">GQMF</a>! <a title="GODDAMN" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqoqlqaxcTgZSFIKTo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260580804&Signature=MVl1U9v3ewL06z%2F85k63wIKeook%3D">GODDAMN</a>…</li> <li>The <a title="Eye" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqom381b3xw0BvBHgo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260580942&Signature=UzCPXMVwVo0YbXUvGNp3PRsMMJk%3D">Eye</a> <a title="Brow" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/2uioOWkVqogsj1g9K0xVtAI1o1_400.jpg">Brow</a> <a title="Raise" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/2uioOWkVqoggmnz4gwniYAYFo1_400.jpg">Raise</a>. <a title="Holy fuck" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/tumblr_kr28qxFECz1qzdlkco1_500.png">Holy fuck</a>. Don’t even try to deny WHERE you just felt tingles… Just imagine him <a title="raising" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqplo9lel3l6TyTkmo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260582085&Signature=qsE7BuGL0oUmNGZ06jhbaglhsJ0%3D">raising</a> that eyebrow at you right before you <a title="hit" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/iSz51GJwLmgcc10x47LwMCKYo1_400.jpg">hit</a> the <a title="sheets" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqotq3txfz7ru3z4co1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260580732&Signature=Ho0sEl6KJi8QkOfgpX%2BJQEeEgqY%3D">sheets</a>.</li> <li>He can <a title="sing" href="http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/11/23/colbert-sings-stephen-colberts-best-vocal-performances/">sing</a>. Did you <a title="read" href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/256453/november-19-2009/elvis-costello">read</a> me <a title="right" href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/59061/february-09-2006/charlene--i-m-right-behind-you-">right</a>? Jesus Christ, he <a title="sounds" href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/77577/october-30-2006/manilow----i-write-the-songs--duet">sounds</a> like an <a title="angel" href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/103500/september-26-2007/tony-bennett---who-s-got-the-last-laugh-now-">angel</a>.</li> <li> <a title="Chuck" href="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kud5x1AXgL1qzkmtvo1_250.gif">Chuck</a> <a title="Noblet" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/Picture23.png">Noblet</a> from <a title="Strangers with Candy" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq71enV7141qz9qooo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260582390&Signature=7R%2FT%2FcCQqt53EA6ZyQoD3GUAI5E%3D">Strangers with Candy</a>: A closet homosexual high school teacher secretly <a title="involved" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/2uioOWkVqooiz7iburyYRP5Qo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260580879&Signature=WcRRfegydY5Jp9AGt6Bu%2Btw9eUo%3D">involved</a> with the art teacher. How could that <a title="bathroom scene" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/63504/strangers-with-candy-im-hogging-this-thing#x-0,vclip,1,1">bathroom scene</a> NOT turn you on? … Do I even need to MENTION The <a title="Colbert Report" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/2uioOWkVqotud0yluaTBRaWQo1_400.jpg">Colbert Report</a>? Dear god, the way he commands his audience, his fans, for Christ’s sake he even has his COUNTRY right under his <a title="thumb" href="http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Rolling-Stone--Stephen-Colbert-the-daily-show-38768_344_344.jpg">thumb</a>. Imagine what a man with THAT much influence and control could do to you. <a title="He sexed up Lady Liberty" href="http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/crashkenzie/6TLRhFJAroytpxb2xhUVQZjQo1_400.jpg">He sexed up Lady Liberty</a>. Need I say more?</li> <li>Finally… What woman doesn’t want a man who can make her <a title="laugh" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmrwaAgVx1qzdlkco1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260580567&Signature=gz5Gl6YO0g%2FjVU%2FlHp%2FioltZ1a8%3D">laugh</a> and <a title="smile" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kors9pFvUU1qzoaqio1_r1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260582212&Signature=5PaXCl8QWbTUrWDW1I8hSCkWM0g%3D">smile</a>. (Besides heartless wenches.) His hilarity is the biggest turn on. You know you wanted to <a title="kill Jane Fonda" href="http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Jane_Fonda_fondles_Stephen_Colbert_0510.html">kill Jane Fonda</a> when THIS happened. And then desperately wanted to find out how soft those lips actually are…</li> </ol> <p>{<a href="http://mack-the-knife.tumblr.com/"><i>submission</i></a>}</p> </blockquote> <p>:)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302755066http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302755066Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:47:23 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv989yW5t71qzwp4lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://selfrighteoussocialclub.tumblr.com/">selfrighteoussocialclub</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302641903http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302641903Sun, 27 Dec 2009 06:17:26 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kva25m9Vhc1qzt824o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.mynameispeter.info/post/301672875/voiceofsandiego-org-news-investigation">peterkay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1zD9H7/voiceofsandiego.org/credentialed/article_35270b34-f011-11de-b5d9-001cc4c002e0.html">voiceofsandiego.org | News. Investigation. Analysis. Conversation. Intelligence. - Top 10 Photos of 09</a></p> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302639321http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302639321Sun, 27 Dec 2009 06:13:56 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/OklmUkeieq45why7q01lgomwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://opensurgery.tumblr.com/post/145075555/placebo">opensurgery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Placebo</p> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302625722http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302625722Sun, 27 Dec 2009 05:54:56 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv9ke8xW0s1qavr79o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://muri88o.tumblr.com/">muri88o</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302578531http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/302578531Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:54:50 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjkxvqwXd1qan389o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://forsythiabloom.tumblr.com/">forsythiabloom</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/301109849http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/301109849Sat, 26 Dec 2009 04:42:05 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlwj1jXtp1qaqh4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://davidbisok.tumblr.com/">davidbisok</a>)</p>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/301101370http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/301101370Sat, 26 Dec 2009 04:30:40 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv7ivd5z8f1qz8q8to1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://homoexplosion.tumblr.com/post/301098526/wearetheweirdos-omg-im-magic-via">homoexplosion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wearetheweirdos.tumblr.com/post/300527468">wearetheweirdos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMG I’M MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!</p> <p>via <a href="http://malfoyy.tumblr.com/post/300279904/jewdar-malfoyismyking-stephanlover">malfoyy</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/301098996http://catatonicfuck.tumblr.com/post/301098996Sat, 26 Dec 2009 04:27:27 -0500